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Illustration by Simon Gustavsson
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43328) - you deserved it (360235)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

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