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Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42042) - you deserved it (7965)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by obese_chicken (woman) - Australia

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i'm sorry, that really sucks. you could do without friends like that..

#1 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:20am by scarlett361

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I'm so sorry. Unless you're drastically overweight, that's terrible, and totally not your fault.

#2 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:21am by peaceout314

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