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Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

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On 11/06/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by failedexam (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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YDI for leaving your phone on during an exam

#1 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:19am by unfortunate_13

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Firstly, how were you able to check your phone and get up and leave in the middle of your final? Secondly, YDI for skipping your final. I don't care what emergency is happening, if you're not there and you have to take the time to drive home, it can't be all that important. Why wouldn't your mom just call you or you think to respond with "what's wrong?". I'm calling fake.

#2 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:21am by catastrophicsock

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