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Today... my parents... who r divorcd... were arguing over who has to pay 4 my bus pass. They decidd they wouldn't pay unles the other one did too. Niether will pay the £60 it'll cost 4 my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day... in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML


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On 11/04/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Walker (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

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wow your parents suck..poor you! :(

and that sucks that you have to walk 18 miles cold weather :( FYL

#3 - On 11/04/2009 at 4:51pm by whatevaaaa

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1) It's snowing some places, so "winter weather" is not an unreasonable thing to say.
2) £60 is over 100 USD. Not necessarily that easy to come by, especially if...
3) OP may be a young kid with limited options.
4) Your parents totally suck.

You could buy a pretty cheap bike and ride to school. And if you don't have the money, shovel snow (if there's snow) or do some silly jobs until you can afford a cheap solution.

#14 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:04pm by ahimsa7

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