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Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27837) - you deserved it (3236)

On 11/04/2009 at 3:44am - misc - by ishouldhidethekeys (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

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AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P

#7 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:14am by jchansfan

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Hellooo military school!

Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.

#11 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:29am by Jimboom

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