Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Forget Car Wash. While I was driving, I saw a big sign that says HANDWASH......lol
#18 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:25am by Quest07734
oh no cause cars can't be washed or anything!! I mean it's gross but no big deal and if your windows were open you would have smelled it
#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:49am by KarasuFyre
So you drive a shitty car?
It will be worth it to pay for someone to clean that shit off for you
#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:18am by donkey_hang_down
Easy solution: go to a fucking carwash. It's not like you were walking on the sidewalk and got splashed.
#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:23am by time_consumer
Please say your windows were open! Please! I beg you!
You probably identified the source of the leak by the turds rolling aound on your hood (bonnet for our British English friends).
Had you been doused yourself by moldering human excrement, we would all have much more merriment from this story!
getting your car splashed with shit blows, regardless of whether it can be cleaned or not. FYL.
#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:43am by WokeUpThisMornin
wow, were your windows up? if they were down or cracked im sure you would have mentioned it. your car is gonna stink for a while lol. maybe 10 washes oughta do it.
Today, some dumbass clogged up the toilet making it spew shit all over the road side. Me and my guys were the only ones available to fix the problem. Spent the day elbow deep in human feaces. FML
#19 - On 11/04/2009 at 8:29am by Kickmehard
