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Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
Please say your windows were open! Please! I beg you!
You probably identified the source of the leak by the turds rolling aound on your hood (bonnet for our British English friends).
Had you been doused yourself by moldering human excrement, we would all have much more merriment from this story!
Easy solution: go to a fucking carwash. It's not like you were walking on the sidewalk and got splashed.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013