Easy solution: go to a fucking carwash. It's not like you were walking on the sidewalk and got splashed.
Please say your windows were open! Please! I beg you!
You probably identified the source of the leak by the turds rolling aound on your hood (bonnet for our British English friends).
Had you been doused yourself by moldering human excrement, we would all have much more merriment from this story!
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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