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Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML


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On 11/03/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Easy solution: go to a fucking carwash. It's not like you were walking on the sidewalk and got splashed.

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:23am by time_consumer

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Meh. At least YOU didn't get wet.
If you didn't, you should've just driven straight to a car wash.

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:43am by sue

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