Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
I agree, your life sucks (15764) - you totally deserved it (2839)
On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)
As the OP is a woman, I imagine (following the storyline) her date was a guy.
But sounds like a keeper though!
#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:23am by DumbStruck79
atleast it wasnt "and I am wearing a Victoria Secret $400 diamond incrusted silky g string."
#56 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:22am by jackkerouc9
He also works at Denny's. He is a sausage smuggler. Did he sing you any show tunes? his excse for that was that he was in 5th grade choir.
Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.
#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:23am by JessiGoose
LOL, the guy is being honest. Clearly, his friends dared him and he did it. Now they talk about it for laughs and it’s OKAY. Of course knowing that he kissed a guy without knowing it was a dare would be terrible for any new girl so that’s what he is clearing out.
Also not everybody throws away 400$ worth of thing even if he/she doesn’t like. He could have bought it with his X. You are just over reacting.
Umm...okay...big deal? I think it's funny too. Not an FML whatsoever.
#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:24am by LemonadePink
Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML
"I kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare" is to be translated as: "I kissed a guy and pretended it was a dare because I am a closet homosexual"
#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:39am by AntiChrist7
lol, if a guy said that to me, id reply with "oh my god, youre adorable. get in my pants".
#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:46am by fmylife_alot
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Uglies seem to want guys in their pants regardless of what they say. Your post is irrelevant.
thats a little mean for a 21 year old to say to girl of 14, but at the same time a 14yo shouldn't be telling strangers to get in her pants.
except their own. unless they got too big and dont fit in them anymore...
#92 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:47pm by Plumppotato
Seriously. If you don't want him, can you send him over to me, plz?
#22 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:28am by liquidskyfire
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he kissed another guy, thats disgusting, do not take things any further with him, obviously.
#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:27am by feminist19
A friend of mine was openly Bi all through Highschool, then later he settled on girls because he didn't feel different with either, but there were more pretty girls than pretty guys.
Now he's just straight, going out with his highschool sweetheart, and works at a gourmet grocery preparing all kinds of fish.
he was "Bi all through Highschool" and then suddenly turned straight because he just wanted to? yeah sure, i totally believe that...
#50 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:45am by hvitfeldtska
"he settled on girls because he didn't feel different with either, but there were more pretty girls than pretty guys."
did you even read what he said or get half way and feel the need to make an ass of youself? no offense.
#93 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:50pm by Plumppotato
Well you were probably going to find out about the blanket anyway.
#24 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:49am by redbluegreen
What!? Those blankets are the best! If it wasn't for my gf's cat-like reflexes I would have taken them from her already.
You should sleep with him just so you can jack his blankets! Who needs dignity!?
#27 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:22am by nokillnobeepbeep
yawns. boaring and senseless bit of trash, and so is the story :P
#28 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:30am by catriona_cd
Okay, he kissed another guy. So what? He didn't say he was gay. And how the fuck does the blanket even fit into this? OP, could you please explain?
Pfft, it so doesn't make him gay. If you're drunk enough, you can do a whole lot of things without actually thinking about it. I've kissed a girl while drunk and all I remember is sort of 'waking up' in the middle of making out, thinking 'hang on, who's this... right, okay *shrug*' and just getting on with it. Call me a lesbian if you like, but I don't fancy girls. Personally, feminist19, I think you need to get out more.
My guy friends do that crap all the time. Usually for a reaction. None of them are gay. People who are COMFORTABLE in their sexuality can joke around about stuff like that. Feminist19 is obviously some kind of homophone....which I guess probably means she's in the closet.
lmao, idkweird. Homophones! God fobid for anyone to be pronounced the same, but spelled differently! :O
#86 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:23pm by CyclonePsycho
I remember in 9th grade, both my guy friends kissed, and they were joking.
They admit they love each other, but not in a gay way, just friendly, they've known each other their whole lives.
And, even though some might reply with "they're still gay inside or bi" or any other thing, I know they aren't.
They're actually quite crazy over girls.
#101 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:01pm by rebel_yell_tiny
Just because he kissed a guy doesnt make him gay, not even close. And even if he was so what does it matter people? Everyone stop being so homophobic.
Yay hatred of gays and all irrational fears of gays!
But hey if it is any consolation I'm sure there were people exactly like you in the 50's 60's who said that giving negro's civil rights went against their beliefs! And look what we think of them now! ... actually I'm not quite sure how that is supposed to console you.... you are just kinda a douche.....
#48 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:42am by theblazian
I personally believe "homophobic" is an incorrect term. Those who are really homophobic can't control it. You wouldn't tell a clinophobe to "stop having an irrational fear of going to bed," or an acrophobe to "stop being deathly afraid of heights." Any REAL homophobe can't control it. Telling someone to stop being homophobic makes about as much sense as telling someone to all of a sudden become straight. Just as there's a difference between xenophobia and racism, there is a difference here.
#57 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:31am by IronWarrior
It's called Heterosexism, or the belief that being heterosexual is somehow better than being homosexual. So to correct the original comment, Everyone stop being so heterosexist. And #39, would you be saying that if the above comment had said "stop being racist?"
#61 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:32am by jadeddream
I think it would matter to the OP because she is NOT a man, so if he were gay, that would make their relationship...not one. That being said, I don't think that 'makes him gay'.
#83 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:39pm by fmlcomment
the blanket might.
just kidding. im not heterosexist or whatever that person said. just trying to make a joke. dont mind me.
p.s. silk blankets? hell yes. bet thats comfortable as hell. not that hells comfortable or anything. id imagine not so much.
#95 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:55pm by Plumppotato
I'm going to go with same sex kisses don't mean a damn thing about your sexuality unless they are with like a stranger for funsies. I have kissed plenty of girls but seriously that is as far as i would ever go, I'm straight and so is OP's date quite likely. He is clearly quite werid but honestly who isn't? Not a FML it's just a nice little joke to tell friends
#134 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:08pm by Seventytimeseven
I have silk blankets too they are so comfortable! my girlfriend loves them. I would brag about them too.
I'd be pretty ....i dunno, confused, if a guy started telling me this on a first date as though it was a serious issue. it's a bit of a weird conversation starter, especially five minutes into the date.
if he kissed a guy when he was drunk then it's only a matter of time because acholol brings out what's really inside
#37 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:50am by ClownSmilely
This is clearly an FML. If he said so within five minutes, it means he is either completely weird or he knew it could embarrass her, i.e. he wanted to get rid of her. Having a weird boyfriend is even worse than having a loser boyfriend, because if he's weird, she will never know how to behave with him, how to react to his weird words and deeds, and all of her friends who get to know him will say, "Dump him!" It's not by chance that people don't like other people who are not like them.
OP: sorry.
so how does this completely ruin the OP life?
A bad date does not constitute a FML
#42 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:38am by Leon_S_Kennedy
Oh yes, having a weird boyfriend is obviously a horrible thing. It's life altering, lol. My boyfriend is weird, but his weirdness makes me laugh. Hell, I'm a little odd, too. Had someone told me that 5 minutes into our first date, I would have laughed and revealed something odd about myself, as well.
God Forbid he try to break the tension of a first date!
Pfft, they love him just as much as I do. I've had some pretty shitty boyfriends before. Almost married one of them. My family actually goes out of their way to pull me aside and tell me just how much they like him. You and I may have different views of weird. My bf makes me laugh more than anyone and he doesn't get offended easily. My family is the type that will make fun of you to your face to see if you can handle it, he can :)
congrats then.
Still, I don't understand why so many people are saying here that it's not an FML while there are 13,000 FYL votes against 2,000 YDI
lol. at first I was like why's this a FML? I don't see what's so bad about that. then I reread it and saw that it was HE who had kissed a guy and had a $400 silk rose blanket. yeah...ummm that's weird but not really FML worthy just kinda awkward. I'd probably try and take the blanket tho :P
How is this an fml??
That guy sounds awesome!
trade you? =]
#46 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:18am by epanssereves
You should have said, "Let's go roll around in that fucking blanket of yours for a while, and then let's see how you feel about kissing guys."
I don't really get what the issue is. He's being honest up front.. Isn't that a good thing for a relationship?
#49 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:43am by fireandice27
HAHAHA u guys don't get it? lol that's really funny he was dared to kiss a guy.. Yet he has a victory secret blanket?!? gay much?
#55 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:21am by Polionixon
How is this an FML? Seriously...
He was open and honest with you. He's obviously a good guy, rather having him tell you himself than you finding out some other way.
Not an FML.
So what? Most girls kissed girls before, so that's no big deal and doesn't mean they are lesbians. But a guy kissing another guy makes him gay? He probably only wanted you to know about before you get told from others and getting wrong thoughts about it.
I think that guy is great!
#67 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:17am by jessamyn_it_is
I don't find gay guys especially attractive or unattractive. I think you're confusing "all women" with "teenage yaoi fangirls on the internet."
#70 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:45am by kitkatkelly
I hope the FML here is that he's telling you these mundane things 5 minutes in, AS IF they are serious issues...?
#69 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:43am by kitkatkelly
That's it, I'm calling it. I officially declare it open season on the people who mod these things.
#78 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:17pm by o0ginger0o
He was trying to tell you he likes comfortable sheets.
I see nothing wrong with this.
#84 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:08pm by TotallyAwesome
arite, so he made out with a dude. shit happens. it's still a little gay, but not as gay as duking it up the poop chute. and he has a silk blanket. so what? silk feels awesome. no exceptions. i have silk boxers. they're amazing. my balls feel like their floating in a cloud. this isn't an fml, it's a fucking date, lighten up. it's not like you married the guy and found him rolling around your bed with your brother under his silk blanket. jesus. try valuing honesty, you stupid bitch.
#96 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:26pm by _THE_MASTER_
it's the fact that it is Victoria's Secret what straight guy shops there for himself? lol
#99 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:44pm by Polionixon
iuno...ones that were beating it to the catalogue when their internet got cut off...and then saw the silk blanket and thought it would be awesome...those straight guys...
#108 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:25pm by _THE_MASTER_
this guy is definitely gay. not because he kissed a guy once, while drunk, but because he made such a big deal out of it. any normal self-respecting straight man wouldn't even feel the need to make an issue out of it, much less bring it up on the first date. the only way I could see this guy not being a closet case is if he brought it up jokingly, pretending it was a big deal so he could get a laugh. if he seriously thinks he needs to tell every girl he dates that he kissed a guy once while drunk... totally gay.
I don't think this is an fml. I think the guy sounds cool. He was being very honest (or just trying to make you laugh), and if it is true it seems more of a sign of confidence to admit it right off the bat.
#102 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:33pm by dramakat11
Sooo... Who cares? Just go kiss a girl and get ya a men's unionsuit.
#106 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:30pm by wooddelilah
SO?? hes kissed a dude and he spent too much on a blanket. i bet you've bought overpriced things on impulse before.
#110 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:46pm by penisface69
How the hell is this an FML??!!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!! Is this person F^@%ING RETARDED?
#113 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:47am by lilmsgoodgoody
you guys are idiots!!!
It's obvious, victoria secret, kissing a guy
her date is gay!!!! lol blonde much
#114 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:14am by xX_FML_much_Xx
Wow. He's not homophobic and he's got a silk blanket. What an ass! Seriously, how does OP and the rest of the dumbass-brigade manage to even breathe without assistance? This kind of stupidity should be grounds for mercy killing. Also, what homophobic retard of a mod let this through? This belongs on MLIA, not FML.
So sleep with it...The blanket I mean.
I think the reason he told her is so she wouldn't find out later from someone else and think he's gay.
I'm fairly certain the silk blanket is a non-issue. I would love a silk blanket. I bet it would feel amazing on my naked balls while I sleep. And I'm sure my girlfriend would like the feeling of silk on her naked body too.
#117 - On 11/04/2009 at 8:49am by IronWarrior
I don't see the problem. The only way he is gay is if you look like a man. Don't post FML while you're high please.
#118 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:38pm by fancypants482
They need a "you're a dumbass for posting this" button...
#119 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:26pm by Livin_Loud
Yeaah, well the dude is pretty much saying, "I will kiss you, not drunk & let's bang on my $400 Victoria's Secret blanket". I don't see a problem there.
I don't get it. Why is this an FML again?
"I did a drunken dare and I have an expensive blanket."
.... so...?
#125 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:32am by DameGreyWulf
um... we've all done drunken dares before. And that blanket is probably really soft!
#126 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:07am by suzsmith
Hahahahahah! Now THAT'S what you call honesty. Take the blanket!
#127 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:00am by burbujas15
I agree with a lot of people here. WTF is the problem with that? So he's comfortable enough with who he is that he can kiss a guy drunk without feeling like an idiot, and knows what he likes when it comes to sheets. What's bad about that?
#130 - On 11/09/2009 at 7:58pm by lil_sparky
okay, i will say this 1 more time
THE GUYS A FREAKING POOFTER!
#132 - On 11/13/2009 at 8:34am by xX_FML_much_Xx
yeah i get that it's good he's honest. but in the first five minutes? come on, that's creepy!
#133 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:30pm by megmegmegmeg
