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Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19356) - you deserved it (3644)

On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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