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Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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Should have chased him down the road! I hope you got his plate number.

BTW #1 you fail at counting. FYL

#2 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:08am by gazerock123

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asshat! i remember this car in front of us hit another car and after the two parties agreed to pull over on the side to exchange insurance details, the asshole just U-turned and ran off. Luckily we got his license plate. Hate rude ass drivers like that.

#11 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:25am by nzl

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