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Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML


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On 10/31/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Lexi - Sent from mobile version

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So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.

#4 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:53pm by FerrariCake

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hahahaha at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!

#7 - On 10/31/2009 at 9:13pm by noshitsherlock

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