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Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by pimdala_major (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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How could you not notice that? Milk, even chocolate milk, that's gone bad has a horrid smell. And after two years, shouldn't the milk have been solidified?

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:01pm by seven_to_twelve

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bullshit, it would have exploded. The bacteria that grows in milk lets off gases and if it hadn't exploded it would not be in a liquid form after two years. FAAAAAAAAKE

#14 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:46pm by patticake1601

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