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Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6787) - you deserved it (23081)

On 10/30/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by pimdala_major (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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