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Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't. And I therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on p11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML

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On 10/30/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by JZ (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Omg who in the world would do such a thing... I would give my mom a sound tounge lashing if she ever tried to do something on that scale. Its your work, not hers. I say you walk around correcting her work for the next month, see how she likes it

#3 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:07pm by sarcasmsally

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If you're old enough to be issued a 5000 word assignment, aren't you also old enough to do it without mum helping?

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:09pm by mitis

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