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Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (4768)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by girlthatstoofat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.

#7 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:42pm by perdix

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Maybe you should take that as a hint.

#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:34pm by ISellHerbs

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