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Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Gw (man) - United States (Florida)

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If it's your honeymoon, isn't he no longer your fiance? Just wondering.

#7 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:11pm by skip231

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YDI for not waiting until marriage before going on your honeymoon.

I'm not so holier-than-thou and superior that I look down on you for having pre-marital sex. But when you ask me to tolerate pre-marital honeymooning, that is something I cannot do. Some lines must never be crossed!

#11 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:21pm by perdix

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