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Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27784) - you deserved it (2871)

On 10/28/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Slayeddd (woman) - United States

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You probably have to pretend to be trying to sell her a time share so she'll even talk to you at all.

#1 - On 10/28/2009 at 2:21pm by perdix

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I'd stop calling her if I were you. It seems she has no interest in talking to you, maybe you were adopted.

#6 - On 10/28/2009 at 2:57pm by crzyry

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