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Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29778) - you deserved it (3057)

On 10/28/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Slayeddd (woman) - United States

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You probably have to pretend to be trying to sell her a time share so she'll even talk to you at all.

#1 - On 10/28/2009 at 2:21pm by perdix

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Maybe if you called less often she would not feel the need to duck you.

#3 - On 10/28/2009 at 2:38pm by ozymandias

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