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Man or woman?

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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that's why you never tell parents the truth.

#1 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:30pm by JeanNe91

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you can get it for free without parental permisson.....

#8 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:38pm by Slightmisshap

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