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Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks (51275) - you deserved it (19068)

On 03/25/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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