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Today, I got a speeding ticket. My speedometer got busted a few weeks back, rendering it useless. My father, a former mechanic, decided it's not worth the trouble of going in and fixing it. "Just keep with traffic when you're on the highway; you'll be fine." This $150 fee says otherwise. FML

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On 10/25/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by ZThirteen (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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YDI for not getting it fixed, regardless what your father said.

#3 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:29am by McA513M

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What if you're the only car on the street, on a school zone?

#11 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:42am by WonderBlunder

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