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Today, I Got A Speeding Ticket . My Speedometer Got Busted A Few Weeks Back, Rendering It Useless . My Father, A Former Mechanic, Decided It's Not Worth The Trouble Of Going In An Fixing It . "Just Keep With Traffic When Your On The Highway; You'll Be Fine." This $150 Fee Says Otherwise . FML


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On 10/25/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by ZThirteen (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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YDI for not getting it fixed, regardless what your father said.

#3 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:29am by McA513M

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What if you're the only car on the street, on a school zone?

#11 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:42am by WonderBlunder

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