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Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38963) - you deserved it (3230)

On 10/23/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by effmylife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I see a lawsuit in their future. Sue them. They should have secured it.

#4 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:15pm by OneandOnlyOne

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I'm not gonna lie, this would be cool to see if it wasn't mine.

On an unrelated note, I admire you for not caving in to pressure from the tree hugging left wing nuts and keeping your SUV. Go you! Drive what you want!

#13 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:31pm by DynamicDave

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