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Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8878) - you deserved it (21622)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version

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