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Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (1873)

On 10/22/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by tessykins - United States (California)

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