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Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30655) - you deserved it (2638)

On 10/22/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by tessykins - United States (California)

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Cutting yourself on your inner thigh seems inordinately risky...something you'd think at least twice about before assuming. He sounds like a douchebag anyway.

#3 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:14am by whiterussiansp

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What's the problem? The guy is staring at your crotch! That can only be a good thing.

Let him run his hand over your marks to see that they are different from scars.

Bow-chicka-bow-bow.

After you are done with the sex, mention that his pick-up line was lame and wouldn't have worked if you weren't already hot for him. Guys need to know stuff like this.

#22 - On 10/22/2009 at 11:23am by perdix

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