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Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

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On 10/22/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by tessykins - United States (California)

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Cutting yourself on your inner thigh seems inordinately risky...something you'd think at least twice about before assuming. He sounds like a douchebag anyway.

#3 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:14am by whiterussiansp

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I have those too and when my boyfriend saw them he kept asking me how I got those scars and it must have been a crazy accident or something....it was embarressing to tell him what they actually were

#5 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:17am by vanaathiel

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