Cutting yourself on your inner thigh seems inordinately risky...something you'd think at least twice about before assuming. He sounds like a douchebag anyway.
What's the problem? The guy is staring at your crotch! That can only be a good thing.
Let him run his hand over your marks to see that they are different from scars.
After you are done with the sex, mention that his pick-up line was lame and wouldn't have worked if you weren't already hot for him. Guys need to know stuff like this.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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