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Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML
Cutting yourself on your inner thigh seems inordinately risky...something you'd think at least twice about before assuming. He sounds like a douchebag anyway.
What's the problem? The guy is staring at your crotch! That can only be a good thing.
Let him run his hand over your marks to see that they are different from scars.
After you are done with the sex, mention that his pick-up line was lame and wouldn't have worked if you weren't already hot for him. Guys need to know stuff like this.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014