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Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6778) - you deserved it (21193)

On 10/22/2009 at 12:19am - animals - by munckncruncj15 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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