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Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. Her dad has put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (2790)

On 10/21/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by TheSublime (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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