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Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML

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On 10/21/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by TheSublime (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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I have a cactus, but it's pathetic.It hasn't grown EVER and it's spines don't hurt.

I'm sure if it had been MY cactus, you would have been fine :)

#7 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:56pm by Maxine17

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OUCHY. :)

#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:12pm by iKaite

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