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Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9361) - you deserved it (26758)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Did she fart when you pulled her finger?

#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:04am by reset_button

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its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)

#5 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:18am by SmilesAlotXD

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