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Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML


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On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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isn't this a very obvious YDI?

#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:41am by alorra

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Oh, the irony. Your ethics must be taking a sick day, too. *cough* *sneeze*

Start sniffling and tell him that a Pumpkin Spice Latte really clears your congestion. :]
OR, punch him in the face and run.

#4 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:44am by Witchcraft

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