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Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8510) - you deserved it (21445)

On 10/19/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Florida)

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How do you misinterpret something that was probably along the lines of:
"What number on the math work do you need help with?"

all the way to...

"YO I'D HIT DAT HARDER THAN A DRUNK DRIVER. GIMME YO DIGITS GURRL"

#5 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:25pm by allmidnighteyes

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So did you have your hand up? If not, how'd he know you needed help, unless you said so? If you did say you needed help, or had your hand up, why'd you assume he wanted your PHONE number all of a sudden? This has failsauce smeared all over it.

#3 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:22pm by Amkii

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