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Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by NUsConstantine (man) - United States (Illinois)

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That's not an excuse. She still had not completed her half the day before it was due when she could still 'see'? That's her lazy ass fault. 2 hours before the deadline she should've had all of it done, or at least like over 80%. She is stupid. So in her mind she would've woke up the morning it was due and wrote 10 entire pages in a couple of hours? And now she can't because she's blind? She really does not think.

#8 - On 10/19/2009 at 4:00am by Tarynkd

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lol they really didnt think their excuse out :P

#6 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:56am by Kathryynn

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