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Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (15139)

On 10/18/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by Xia (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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Aren't we in a pickle now :)

#1 - On 10/18/2009 at 5:03pm by Sun_Kissed18

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at least you didn't pick your nose

#4 - On 10/18/2009 at 5:05pm by pcakewafflebacon

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