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Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29523) - you deserved it (5233)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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haha, wouldnt you proof-read your resume before you went out? maybe you will in future

#2 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:23am by AnnyPants

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There are some professions (insurance claims rep, tax collector, tech support call center operator) where that is an asset, but you might be dinged for bragging about it too much.

I saw a douche bag last night.

I was at a drug store and I saw that the literally sold "douche bags," I didn't think they still made them. Also, I saw the biggest pair of manboobs I'd ever seen. If it didn't have a beard, I 'd have sworn it was an ugly fat woman. Quite a night last night.

#15 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:34am by perdix

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