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Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (4875)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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