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Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32493) - you deserved it (6115)

On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

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Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?

#3 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:07pm by I_Deserved_It

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he sounds hot.

#5 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:09pm by alexandriababyy

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