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Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23664) - you deserved it (3568)

On 10/15/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by sighoutloud (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Bullshit. Don't fucking lie to her. If you agree, then turn that e-mail into an eye-opener instead of an apology.
Her bawling is unwarranted. If she really did screw you up, then she has no right. Ignore her if she doesn't get it.

#2 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:20am by DameGreyWulf

See in context I the only one who doesn't understand?

#4 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:28am by Luckster

See in context




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