Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
I agree, your life sucks (19163) - you totally deserved it (1095)
On 10/15/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)
dump her, that's a terrible reason to stay with someone
#1 - On 10/15/2009 at 1:48pm by indianabummer
Yep people are f'd up and selfish...tell her she has 3 days to leave..that way you still seem slightly reasonable but you still get to kick her ass out!
#33 - On 10/15/2009 at 5:03pm by Veritas143
I agree, dump her. "Economic situation" her ass when she doesn't have a boyfriend.
#39 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:07pm by BravoUser
It's not a reason to dump her. It's showing that she simply doesn't feel compatible enough with him, yet, to live with him. It kind of takes a certain bond to be able to stay so close to someone so much.
How could you possibly justify this!? She doesn't care about him, she's using him for a place to live! You shouldn't lead someone on like that.
OP: Dump her stupid ass, make her figure out another option.
#4 - On 10/15/2009 at 1:51pm by audiogasmic
Not a reason to dump her? She said living with him is pathetic! What about that says they have a good bond?
#8 - On 10/15/2009 at 1:56pm by indianabummer
#3 was stating that they obviously DON'T have a strong enough bond to be living together yet...
#12 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:08pm by Puolukka
I think that, to an extent, that's true. But to a) phrase it like *that* b) not feel honest enough to say that she feels that way to him and c) Humiliate someone like that on Twitter? To me that shows total disrespect and an inability to have a relationship with that person ...
#19 - On 10/15/2009 at 3:13pm by I_Wanna_Lol
Justify? Here's a possible justification: Perhaps she meant that it doesn't leave her with many options for a better life (i.e Living with him is pathetic because of their financial situation, rather than being forced to live with him because of her own financial situation.)
...Huh, maybe that's not a "justification", per se. Oh well.
The guy on the news said the recession is over. You should share that news with her. Preferably after you get on her twitter account and tweet "HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS," throw her stuff out and change the locks.
#7 - On 10/15/2009 at 1:56pm by Queuebert
I won't argue further, not in the mood too at all.
But, I will say that's an idea, Perdix. OP, make her pay rent if you're really mad at her.
Funny how she's calling you pathetic when she's the one who apparently can't get her own damn place.
Maybe she'll stumble upon this and realize how bitchy she sounds. :D We might even see her FML soon!
#13 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:11pm by Tequilamockngbrd
Seriously - if it's your place, kick her out and let some other sucker take care of her "economical situation." And #3, I can see what you mean - just because a couple isn't ready to live together doesn't mean they aren't a good couple, just not ready for that step. But the fact that she called it "pathetic", talked about it behind his back, and didn't even try to discuss it with him means they aren't a good couple. She clearly doesn't respect him or his feelings.
#14 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:14pm by perstephane
I can't believe nobody's asked for the Twitter address yet! I don't know about you folks, but I would love to read that.
He probably knows that people would spam it with links to house/apartment searches and whatnot. ;D
#16 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:22pm by Tequilamockngbrd
Send her a tweet that the locks have been changed and her stuff is in a box out front.
#18 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:47pm by jonnymohio
How about telling us her Twitter name? xD Then we can all give her a piece of our mind. Nah, just kidding. But seriously, that girl has no appreciation for you. She doesn't deserve yours either.
There's always other options; the bus bench, the alley dumpster, the crevice under the overpass...
#25 - On 10/15/2009 at 3:46pm by Triumvirate
"Pathetic" may be referring to her situation. She may feel like an ass for leeching off of you and wants to show you that she isn't using you. However if she simply doesn't love you, I'm sorry.
Well, then why would she have a secret twitter account? It's obvious she's trying to hide something from him, including her feelings about living with him.
And OP, she isn't worth staying with. Dump her, and find someone that will appreciate ya for whom you are.
#41 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:44pm by funkyness
There's also the possibility that he doesn't treat her right. Which is why she considers living with him pathetic but has to anyway since she can't find a place. :\ It's possible. It would also explain how he 'stumbled' across her twitter account - maybe he looked her up because he's paranoid XD? Or he really did stumble upon it [through other friends or looking her up out of curiosity, she left the internet open, etc.] and she's a shallow person who's mooching off him. Idk.
#66 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:23am by meezletoe
I'm with #28, before you get your panties in a wad and ruin something that wasn't broken, think about it. She could very well just feel like a mooch, women like to be independent and not always relying on their man to take care of them.
I would drop all her belongings out while she's aways and change the keys to your home. Then she can see how pathetic it is to life on the street in the current economical situation. Seriously.
Oh, and YDI for spying on her.
#32 - On 10/15/2009 at 5:01pm by RatofDeath
He said he stumbled upon it. Meaning he wasn't spying on her, it was an accident.
#37 - On 10/15/2009 at 5:25pm by insaneNcontent
instead of dumping her, just use her as a fuck buddy for now. no emotions involved. when you find a real gf, then dump her ass.
I'm tired today.
Someone elaborate, because I don't get it.
Leave HER with many options? So, she tweets in third person?
Someone help me out here.
#40 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:13pm by Ohnothingreally
One of those options is leaving a twitter for your boyfriend to find?
She's using you AND is an idiot.
Give me a D.
Give me a U.
Give me a M.
Give me a P.
What does that spell (hint just read it downwards)
#42 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:51pm by Brooklynxman
not enough information about the situation in this FML for me - are there children? does he get something out of her presence? does she earn her keep other ways ( maid, cook, masseuse...)?
Damn.
duuuump her and kick her out. if she has a issue with it tell her to make her Twitter viewable by friends only next time she wants to use someone.
WTF is it with women whoring themselves out just so they don't have to pay for shit?! Take your balls back and dump her ass!
#48 - On 10/16/2009 at 12:29am by mistyshaiah
Start screwing her as often as humanly possible, and if she tries to object tell her it's for room and board. At that point, either:
1. She'll give in and you'll get to screw her whenever you want.
or
2. She'll break up with you like you and you can get girlfriend that actually wants to be with you.
I'd say you win either way.
Now who would've thought that out of the 30 or smthn ppl regged here from Latvia one that I know would post an actual FML... :D
Push for sex as much as you can. If she says she doesn't want to, start questioning the relationship after you have been turned down a few times. Either this will make the relationship better or she'll leave.
Of course, it can make the relationship better. This guy is going to look more confident and it may make him more attractive.
#55 - On 10/16/2009 at 7:58am by tazhawkeye
That should say, "my now ex-girlfriend's Twitter account," unless you're crazy enough to still date her. Then again, if you're still with her, perhaps it has something to do with the current economic situation. =p
Naturally, FYL for having a crappy girlfriend... oh, wait, you decided to make her your girlfriend in the first place, so YDI. Whenever you gamble, you will eventually lose. Also, that's not to mention that being a live-in significant other is usually relationship problem #1. That's how a lot of relationship and legal problems start (i.e. we met and liked each other, so we moved in together, but later...). You made your bed, quite literally, so now your stuck with lying in it.
Oh, and kick her out if you can. If you're the live-in (not her), then get out when you can unless you want her to eventually do it for you.
#58 - On 10/16/2009 at 9:26am by blastvortex
Have sex with her as much as you can, then kick her ass out, that way she's homeless and humiliated. Bitch.
#59 - On 10/16/2009 at 1:49pm by Sparkiee93
Bro, you're obviously being used!!! So go eye for an eye or get rid of her! Eye for an eye you might ask?. It means keep her around get whatever use you have for her and then kick her out when you have used her all up just like what sounds like she is doing with you. Or just kick her out and move on to the next potential lover or user. Good luck on ur decision and no matter what don't allow yourself to be stepped on!!!!
#62 - On 10/16/2009 at 8:45pm by Dizzyj_125
Knowledge is power. I hope you used it wisely. I recommend either her birthday, or the day after yours.
#64 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:29pm by Professor59
Maybe it wasn't her? :D I mean...if you stumbled upon it. But if there's no doubt there's no reason to stay with a person like that. That's kinda cruel. And if she's complaining about it being 'pathetic' in this 'economical situation' then she's probably spoiled anyway.
#65 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:16am by meezletoe
I say have fun with this, you know... Clean the toilet with her tooth brush, sit bare assed on her pillow and rip ass, put nair in her shampoo, just little things that will amuse you untill you kick her to the curb. (I would save the nair one for the day before you want her out)
#67 - On 10/21/2009 at 11:22pm by jhommie9696
