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Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29776) - you deserved it (2349)

On 10/15/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

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dump her, that's a terrible reason to stay with someone

#1 - On 10/15/2009 at 1:48pm by indianabummer

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Dump the bitch. Put her ass out on the street.

#5 - On 10/15/2009 at 1:52pm by RuralNinja

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