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Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

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i can't imagine it going up the "two places" without you noticing. anyway, have you tried wearing underwear?

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 6:55am by Justine

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if youve got a sweaty buttcrack, dont wear a white skirt.

its really not that hard.

#21 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:00pm by wholelottaROSIE

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