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Today, I woke up very hung over after a big party last night. As I walked into my kitchen to make something to eat, I noticed a weird smell. Turns out my friend had thrown up in my freezer, and then turned off my whole fridge so "it wouldn't freeze and be hard for me to clean up in the morning." FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 9:16pm - misc - by Pimp53X (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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Nasty!

#1 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:21am by toink

Eeeewe Some "friend"
Dump yer "friend"

#2 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:26am by Cristaderzi

instead of 'dumping yer friend', vomit in their freezer and call it even.

#16 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:47am by ILIEKGIRLS

yea and poop in there water tank for there toilet

#43 - On 02/07/2010 at 1:11am by killerviral

Ewww..make them clean it up!

#3 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:41am by hk

And pay for its contents.

#4 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:49am by theyreruined

Make your friend clean it up and pay to replace everything in your fridge and freezer! And forbid this "friend" from drinking at your house FOREVER

#5 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:49am by Kronic_Kitten

He's a dumbass, lol, but a considerate dumbass to say the least!

#6 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:51am by Bloodknight

u had to have expected something like that 2 happen if ur gonna have a party at your house.

#7 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:58am by misspeg

Why do people lack self control when they go to parties? Really? Is it that hard to keep the drink amount to a minimum? You don't NEED to puke your liver out in order to be cool.

#8 - On 10/15/2009 at 3:14am by Luckster

thats why you should smoke weed instead of drinking: you drink too much, and youre on the floor puking. you smoke too much you get the munchies

#41 - On 01/13/2010 at 6:00pm by lambiman91

Actually... You can get hungover from weed... Believe me...

#44 - On 02/15/2010 at 2:30pm by wasted0087

You should return the favor sometime.. and i agree with #8 why does one have to fucking drink so much that he pukes?

#9 - On 10/15/2009 at 3:25am by RetardedBuddy

I think cleaning frozen puke is easier to clean than regular puke, it should just break off like ice lol

#10 - On 10/15/2009 at 4:26am by Mortanious

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

#17 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:52am by neonokku

haha, well i was annoyed at first, but he is one of my best mates. And i couldn't say that i had never done something really stupid why'll drunk....not as bad as what he did but still bad =P. We talked about it the next day and at the time he thought it was a good idea to turn of the fridge, but once sober he relised like poster #10 did, that frozen puke would have been easier to clean =P. I'm currently eating most of my meals at his place until he can A) get rid of the smell and disinfect the whole thing. Or B) buy me a new fridge. How would you guys have gone about it?

#11 - On 10/15/2009 at 4:49am by Pimp53X

Me personally? I'd limit people's drinks during the party, especially since I'm a bit of a clean freak. Dun need people pissing or puking all over the place. I'm considering buying a fridge/freezer that has a built in lock in it now, just to prevent this from happening to me in the future.

#12 - On 10/15/2009 at 4:55am by Luckster

why'll = my new most favourite creative attempt at spelling, *ever*

#13 - On 10/15/2009 at 4:58am by braaaaains

lol, that would be a good idea, a fridge/freezer with a lock =P. Lol, i tried my hardest in the earlier stages, but the only reason my friend was inside my house is because i wouldn't let him drive/walk home, wish i had just paid for him to get a cap =P

#14 - On 10/15/2009 at 5:01am by Pimp53X

I know when I get sick after drinking, that it's alot more than will fit in a cap. I am hoping that you meant that you should have gotten him a cab. But yea...that sucksss..hence the reason I GO to parties and don't have them at my place...

#15 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:44am by teach09

cab* >_< lol cheers

#18 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:55am by Pimp53X

You should just have your friend do what it takes to put your fridge and its contents back to their pre-chunder states.

You do have to give the guy some credit, though, even when he was so drunk that he puked in a fridge, he still had enough brain cells and conscience functioning that he thought he'd eventually clean it up.

Most people would just puke and go and hope they don't get caught.

#21 - On 10/15/2009 at 8:44am by perdix

Dude, you are fucking epic for:
- Replying to your post
- Doing so in a reasonable fashion
- Letting us know how it was resolved
- Not getting defensive or hostile
- Asking honest opinions/advice

Your friend actually seems like a pretty nice guy, too. Owning up to it and letting you eat at his place for now and all that.

#28 - On 10/15/2009 at 5:14pm by impressed

aww poor thing!

#19 - On 10/15/2009 at 8:14am by MELLLL

Take a dump in his breadbox.

#20 - On 10/15/2009 at 8:22am by mercyFML

That's disgusting.

#22 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:42am by _adnil_

AHAHAH, god i love canberra, should've gone to moose, they clean it up for you :P

#23 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:50am by ZarkonSpaceGod

Your inconvenience must have been disgusting for you, but it was funny for the rest of us. Thank your friend for us for puking in your fridge.

#24 - On 10/15/2009 at 11:52am by Witchcraft

im jus wandering how the hell he managed to throw up in the freezer?? if it was an uncontrollable reflex then how did he have time to open the freezer door, and if he had time to open the door then why didn't he go to the toilet? or at least the sink or something.

#25 - On 10/15/2009 at 12:43pm by cheeraio92

ANother reason why drinking is a bad idea.
But really, I think frozen vomit would be easier to clean up too

#26 - On 10/15/2009 at 1:50pm by alwaysalady

That totally sucks. What a dick move

#27 - On 10/15/2009 at 4:27pm by Erindub

So...was it hard to clean up?

#29 - On 10/15/2009 at 6:33pm by BravoUser

aww your friends thoughtful x)

#30 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:30pm by kickrocksz

lmao he is very thoughtful indeed ;)

#31 - On 10/16/2009 at 1:51am by Hockeylover87_71

what a nice friend you have >:|

#32 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:22am by _20jre

Fake. Who vomits in a freezer? And it would have dribbled down his chin, neck, and front side...

#33 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:36pm by tony8pie

Drunk people vomit in freezers.
And who said it didn't?

#36 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:43pm by Witchcraft

he wanted to deep fry something, so im sorta glad he got sick before he did that, so that explains why he was in the freezer, and yes i assume he was messy after but i didnt see him untill the morning and at that stage he had showerd

#40 - On 10/19/2009 at 1:59am by Pimp53X

This is why I lived in NSW, because this kind of stuff happens in ACT.

#34 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:10pm by Bright_Lights

This is why I lived in NSW, not ACT.

#35 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:12pm by Bright_Lights

Bullshit! It takes a couple of days for the temperature in a closed freezer and refrigerator to rise enough to spoil food. After a few hours, it will only have risen less than 2 degrees Cel.

Besides, someone that drunk and capable of doing something that stupid would probably have a VERY hard time figuring out HOW to turn off your appliance.

#37 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:20am by SexlessHusband

vomit, when it has milk and alcohol in it, smells bad by itself, and how is it hard to turn of a fridge when all you have to do is unplug it?

#38 - On 10/19/2009 at 1:52am by Pimp53X

in NSW it would have been a stabbing or a bad batch of pills at the party, not someone just throwing up

#39 - On 10/19/2009 at 1:54am by Pimp53X

lol! who pukes in the freezer???

#42 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:40am by dazzlingstar1987

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