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Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by fmypaint (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Last time I checked, that's why you don't "vigourously apply primer." ESPECIALLY around other peoples work. You were basically asking for an accident.

#7 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:04am by CassetteTapeHero

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YDI, and FHL. You shouldn't have been "vigorously" putting on primer to the point where you're spraying it everywhere. Learn how to not act like a jackass in the studio, and until you do, stay the hell away from other people's work.

#10 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:35am by Japemead

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