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Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5149) - you deserved it (18543)

On 10/14/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by fmypaint (man) - United States (Illinois)

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