Today, I got home and realized that I didn't have my keys and my mum had said she wasn't going to be home till the next morning. After a long wait I decided I'd have to break a window to get in. Almost immediately after closing the door I watched as my mum pulled up in the driveway. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Havering)
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#43 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:26am by greenltrn2003
lol i was thinking that too, but maybe he unlocked the door for some reason and walked back in lol nvm stupid reason
Maybe he broke the window by the door and unlocked the door from the inside?
#15 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:02pm by jgardner12
Maybe its like that old saying goes-- God never breaks a window without opening a door. :p
#45 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:26pm by maverick21703
Dude, I don't know. OP maybe had the doors like we have where there's the solid door with the flanking windows and turned the lock through the hole in the glass. And yeah, YDI. You always need a spare key, or the garage keypad things so shit like this doesn't happen.
The things people will do when locked out of their dwelling. It's like watching a coyote gnaw its own leg out of a trap.
#16 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:06pm by cadre
Hey, let's break a window, instead of asking a friend or a neighbour if you can sleep over that night
#18 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:25pm by Avenging_Angel
well actually id prefer to break a window than sleep over at a neighbors... windows cost what, a couple hundred dollars. Id rather pay that than stay over at a stranger's (idk about you, but i hardly know my neighbors) house. Would you like a random person from across the street to spend the night at your house
? Probably not.
so why did you have to close the door if you broke a window im pretty sure last time i checked windows and doors are two seperate things and even if there was a window in te door chances are its up at the top so people cant brea it and open the door
#19 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:30pm by Mylife_is_so_fd
Why did your mom come home early if you expected to be out overnight?
Was the brothel raided, or did the pool boy just want a "Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
OMG!!! That same exact thing happened to me, but I didn't end up breaking a window, haha, sucks for you :p
there were just so many better options here... like: knocking on the door of a neighbor. or a friend. walking to a nearby grocery store and calling your mother. or a friend.
incidentally, you really will not die if you have to sleep outdoors in suburbia for one night. and by "outdoors" i mean in a secluded, private and probably covered area of your backyard, if not your deck.
dont make assumptions...maybe he doesnt or maybe they live no where near him. Or maybe hes not a teenage girl that can just pop up at his best friends house at 1 in the morning and ask if he can sleep in his bed with him.
#42 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:22am by greenltrn2003
he maybe left something outside like books from school or anything he couldn't get thru the window u wana be smarties should stop over thinking cause u make yourself look even more stupid
I understand why he broke in, I mean when you come from school or any other place you want to get inside of your house instead of left tired and locked outside. OP, many, many times this happened to me because of a key that wouldn't open the fucking door. So I've done all types of things before breaking a window, like calling people, once I tryed to get my dog to unlock the little window thing, so I wouldn't have to brake it, it didn't work LOL. Then I broke it. Anyways FYL.
#31 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:46pm by chellinha93
how would that make any sense to try to unlock a window ive seen some pretty damn smart dogs but not one that can operate a window mechanism
#32 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:17am by Mylife_is_so_fd
Yea I guess that's why it DIDN'T work. But hey I had to try it... lol
#33 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:09am by chellinha93
"Almost immediately after closing the door..."
Are you meaning to say that you pulled that Scoobie-Doo gag where you came in through the broken window, got your keys, climbed back out the window, and unlocked the door? +1 internets of you did.
Hey, look on the bright side: you'll get to have beer with the president now.
Whenever I can't immediately get my door open I freak out. It always happens in the middle of winter, when there's 3 feet of snow on the ground and it's 12 degrees outside so staying outside for 2 1/2 hours until my mom gets home isn't an option. Luckily our garage is always unlocked but the basement door isn't so I have to bang on it until my grandma hears and lets me in. I hate it when that happens. I don't have a phone so I can't call anybody and I panic. You should've lied to your mom and said you came home and found it like that...well that actually would just cause more trouble for you in the long run xD
Wow, that sucks.
I wonder how the next scene played out. XD
#36 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:19am by gummibehrs
you act like your the only ghetto person who has had to do this. I've done this at least 5 times, so get over it!
really?...dude stop forgetting your keys.
if someone else breaks your window to get into your house neighbors will prolly say they thought it was you carrying your TV out of your house
#41 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:17am by greenltrn2003
Hmmm did Mama say that because she was planning on having a special visitor over that night? Or maybe she was planning a special visit to a "friend's house?" Sleepover, anyone? ^_^
#38 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:02am by beccaboo329
And this is why you always keep a spare key hidden outside. So you don't have to break into your own house.
#48 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:38pm by myfriend_youfail
this was my story. in response to some of your questions, i broke the window pane in a door. so i reached in and unlocked the door, letting myslef in.
by the way, some of these comments are genious, i LOL'd
#49 - On 10/14/2009 at 5:38pm by cheeraio92
I was late to school my senior year in high school, when I left the car locked and running with the keys in it, right after I had locked the house. Had to either break the window on the house or car. I opted for the house so I could get the spare car key, which I suddenly remembered that I had left at school the previous week.
#52 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:39am by SexlessHusband
