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Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (9511)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

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I hate how religion influences people like that...
GJ man, keep it up with ur life :)

#1 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:09am by marcolin

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Well then, its obvious what you need to do. Smoke, drink, do drugs and go to church on Sundays.

#5 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:13am by Peroxide

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