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Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

I agree, your life sucks (34348) - you deserved it (7336)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

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