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Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
You: "You ALMOST look like a supermodel..."
Her: *death glare*
You: "...but you couldn't be a supermodel, or you'd put the airbrush/Photoshop technicians out of a job!"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015