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Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31936) - you deserved it (11172)

On 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by keepmouthshut (man) - United States (California)

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You: "You ALMOST look like a supermodel..."
Her: *death glare*
You: "...but you couldn't be a supermodel, or you'd put the airbrush/Photoshop technicians out of a job!"

#11 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:37am by couldhavefixedit

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA woman are fucking crazy!!

#3 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:19am by RR05

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