Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

by keepmouthshut / 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • You: "You ALMOST look like a supermodel..."
    Her: *death glare*
    You: "...but you couldn't be a supermodel, or you'd put the airbrush/Photoshop technicians out of a job!"

    #11 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:37am by couldhavefixedit

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA woman are fucking crazy!!

    #3 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:19am by RR05

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