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Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by washed (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Well... certainly nobody would check, so he's a genius... albeit an unfortunate one.

#10 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:33am by DameGreyWulf

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Hiding valuables is a good idea, but that's kind of a dumb place. Does he hide his alcohol in the oven when some less-than-trustworthy friends come over, or put his pet hamster in the freezer so your neighbour's dog can't get it?

#11 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:33am by or microwave

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