Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
by foxbrat / 10/11/2009 at 2:18am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
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Well, it didn't.
#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:15am by kitkatkelly
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Your boyfriend is retarded. The cockroach was CLEARLY backpacking.
#10 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:49am by gameoverman
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