Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
I agree, your life sucks (22141) - you deserved it (2209)
On 10/11/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by foxbrat - United States (Hawaii)
WhoDoYouLove6208's life also sucksToday, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I…
zappy also deserved itToday, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
Well, it didn't.
#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:15am by kitkatkelly
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Your boyfriend is retarded. The cockroach was CLEARLY backpacking.
#10 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:49am by gameoverman
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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