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Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20090) - you deserved it (1998)

On 10/11/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by foxbrat - United States (Hawaii)

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