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Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML


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On 10/10/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

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This is when you tell her to calm down and everything will be fine and then peel out and slam the brakes and tell her thats what you learned in need for speed

#5 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:09pm by lol69

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My mom did that when I got my learner's permit.

#3 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:07pm by nitro27x

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