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Today, I was at my friends house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial my number and look down to find she has my number is saved in her phone as ASS FACE #3. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54236) - you deserved it (7472)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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