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Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (3603)

On 10/08/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by Irony (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Not really a FML. more like my dad's a fucking moron

#4 - On 10/08/2009 at 10:23am by Leon_S_Kennedy

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fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.

#2 - On 10/08/2009 at 10:05am by Ligerie

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