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Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26452) - you deserved it (3384)

On 10/07/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by pennyhater (woman) - United States (Washington)

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