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Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML
Step 1: Pee in a container.
Step 2: Spike their drink with contents of said container.
Step 3: Smile in satisfaction of both achievements!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 April 2015