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Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34496) - you deserved it (4539)

On 10/07/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by pennyhater (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Step 1: Pee in a container.
Step 2: Spike their drink with contents of said container.
Step 3: Smile in satisfaction of both achievements!

#4 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:46pm by nokillnobeepbeep

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Bust those bitches!

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:43pm by around_the_world

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