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Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53259) - you deserved it (2552)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

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Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:19am by allmidnighteyes

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Boob punch.

#7 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:36am by DameGreyWulf

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