Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35458) - you totally deserved it (1181)
On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)
Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?
#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:19am by allmidnighteyes
lmao, Rachel.
Don't give me that lovey-dovey lovey-dovey kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss. Imma grab yo face and chove it from wall to wall. I don't care if ANY of the neighbors call....Then I'm gonna crack a bottle and make my body waddle, then shove it in your face 'cause you think you're a model!
#9 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:54am by allmidnighteyes
Dude, what's the problem? You just found out your girlfriend's a slut. That means she's easy and probably puts out.
#68 - On 10/11/2009 at 9:47pm by GreenHacker
Dude that sucks to be you you probably wernt as romantic as the other guy LOL
#4 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:22am by Raiders714
F*** her.........no i'm serious F*** her and then leave her if i were a dude thats what i would do
#10 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:11am by NotLyingAboutIt
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dude that sucks, do that thing that was on the news
make a myspace, get a picture of what your ex-girlfriend would think is a hot guy,
talk to her on myspace, make her love this person, then be like
"fuck you i never wana talk to your ugly face again, go kill yourself no one loves you"
then she kills her self! HAHA bitches man
#11 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:18am by doriandarko
That actually happened a couple of years ago. A girl stopped hanging out with one of her friends, so the friend's mom did exactly what you just described, and the girl killed herself because she was so upset by it.
OP, I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you leave her, if you haven't done so already.
I'm sure he realized that, since he said it was on the news.
#45 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:02pm by RuralNinja
Is anybody else reminded of the "Love Hurts" quest from Fable 2?
#66 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:07pm by KingOfTheWastes
NOezONOOoo. *sinks to ground/pounding dirt with fists* ..no..
*shakes head vehemently* This is never an option..
oh Gawd, no! Damn you, Screech! Damn youse to hell!
You killed it, Screech.. you killed the internet dead :[
I say that you should dump her while you're inside her
#22 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am by RetardedBuddy
donkey punch that bitch. then do like a Ken soyruken to her vag. then throw a cooked grenade at her like in COD4. then get a chainsaw and cut her arm off like in dead rising. then perform close quarters combat on her and slit her throat like in metal hear solid. then tea bag her dead body after you defuse the bomb like in counter strike
#25 - On 10/07/2009 at 8:04am by ifinishlast
It took me forever to figure out what on earth you were trying to say, OP. So the girl really was your gf? Or just some girl who made you jealous...??
YDI for such poor wording.
#26 - On 10/07/2009 at 8:43am by BeeSkwaird
Slow or not, anyone who studies language can objectively say the last sentence has misplaced modifiers and ambiguous pronouns. Whether or not that makes this FML "YDI-worthy" is subjective.
#29 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:19am by BeeSkwaird
I thought it was kind of obvious. The girl turned around and he realized that it was his girlfriend hugging someone else like that.
#31 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:28am by Loverfli
Watch out!! Not-so-intuitive-grammar-Nazis operating on this site.
#57 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:54pm by buckfasthero
Correction - she "was" your girlfriend. You got pwned. Dump the broad.
You might be tempted to reciprocate, but that could backfire (if people think you're doing it out of jealousy, etc., instead of just out of revenge).
#33 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:49am by blastvortex
I am outta touch. I had to goto urban dictionary to find out what "Alabama hot pocket" and "California prairie dog " were. Even though I probably could have went the rest of my life without knowing what either of those were. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#37 - On 10/07/2009 at 11:07am by arizdegenerate
Ever think that maybe she WASN'T your girlfriend? That you're just delusional?
#38 - On 10/07/2009 at 11:33am by donovanrammstein
I hope you dumped her pathetic little arse right in front of that dude.
#41 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:25pm by lil_miss_shorty
I call fake. No girl is going to be stupid enough to run up to a guy like that when her bf goes to the same school.
#43 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:32pm by PoeticPixie
does anybody else see this ironic that PoeticPixie is ignorant of the very stupid people that have been running around for centuries?
how do u know they weren't friendly kisses on the cheek and he was her bro or something
#51 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:39pm by michaelcarell
he would have obviously have said 'on the cheek' if they were on the cheek ! Siblings don't "smother" each other with kisses either unless you're into that type of thing ...
Love the way this was worded. Oh and fyl + sympathy face :(
#59 - On 10/08/2009 at 1:34am by mollytamale
Even though nobody else seems to think so, this one sounds fake to me. Even the girlfriend is a total idiot, she would have to be beyond retarded to do that knowing full-well he goes to the same school. Anyone with a functioning brain would know this would get back to him within five minutes, even if he wasn't there in the hallway.
#61 - On 10/08/2009 at 1:59am by israelnotjacob
the hugging part woulda been alright, but the kissing..
shes a stupid dog, seriously dude i hope you knocked her out, or get/got someone else to do it,
id volunteer mate.
#64 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:45am by WhatsHerName_
Maybe she was going to dump you anyway OP, now at least you can be angry rather than upset.
#70 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:50am by Fleurygirl
Dude. I hope u dumped tht bitch.
If she was gonna dump you then she should have dumped you BEFORE acting like a slut.
If I were you I would spread horriblr rumour about what kind of things she did while you 2 were together
#71 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:13pm by killerguitar007
