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Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (35458) - you totally deserved it (1181)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

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Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:19am by allmidnighteyes

i am now

OP, sorry but she's not your gf

#5 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:25am by timtam24

I was actually thinking of Chris Brown and Rihanna.

#8 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:50am by redbluegreen

lmao, Rachel.

Don't give me that lovey-dovey lovey-dovey kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss. Imma grab yo face and chove it from wall to wall. I don't care if ANY of the neighbors call....Then I'm gonna crack a bottle and make my body waddle, then shove it in your face 'cause you think you're a model!

#9 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:54am by allmidnighteyes

Rihannas IQ is 117, can you beat her?

Chris Brown-Yes I can

#30 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:25am by Peroxide

Peroxide...epic, still I must smh at that comment.

#36 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:46am by greenltrn2003

I had the same thing in mind too!

#44 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:56pm by letthemxeatcake

Dude, what's the problem? You just found out your girlfriend's a slut. That means she's easy and probably puts out.

#68 - On 10/11/2009 at 9:47pm by GreenHacker

oh the high school drama.

sucks to be you though...

#2 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:19am by unfortunate_13

time to find a new gf.

#3 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:22am by yaddameena

Dude that sucks to be you you probably wernt as romantic as the other guy LOL

#4 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:22am by Raiders714

that so messed up i would leave her asap !!!

#6 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:27am by the_megster

Boob punch.

#7 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:36am by DameGreyWulf

This.

#12 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:30am by amy397123

Cunt punt.

#42 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:45pm by anniebananie

F*** her.........no i'm serious F*** her and then leave her if i were a dude thats what i would do

#10 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:11am by NotLyingAboutIt

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

dude that sucks, do that thing that was on the news

make a myspace, get a picture of what your ex-girlfriend would think is a hot guy,
talk to her on myspace, make her love this person, then be like

"fuck you i never wana talk to your ugly face again, go kill yourself no one loves you"
then she kills her self! HAHA bitches man

#11 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:18am by doriandarko

That actually happened a couple of years ago. A girl stopped hanging out with one of her friends, so the friend's mom did exactly what you just described, and the girl killed herself because she was so upset by it.



OP, I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you leave her, if you haven't done so already.

#39 - On 10/07/2009 at 11:35am by InsanePPG

I'm sure he realized that, since he said it was on the news.

#45 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:02pm by RuralNinja

Not like she doesn't deserve it. The girl on the news, however, did not deserve it.

#46 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:28pm by popoman

Is anybody else reminded of the "Love Hurts" quest from Fable 2?

#66 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:07pm by KingOfTheWastes

oh damn that sucks.

#13 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:47am by veganphotog

option 1: dirty sanchez her.

#14 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:02am by A83

option 2: Give her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

#15 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:04am by allmidnighteyes

NOezONOOoo. *sinks to ground/pounding dirt with fists* ..no..
*shakes head vehemently* This is never an option..
oh Gawd, no! Damn you, Screech! Damn youse to hell!
You killed it, Screech.. you killed the internet dead :[

#16 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:13am by mercyFML

Option 3: California Poppy.

#17 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:30am by redbluegreen

So what's so bad about opiates? Unless you meant California Prairie Dog :/

#18 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:04am by mercyFML

Option 4: Falcon punch.

#19 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:22am by QuitetheDuffles

Next up in the bukkake rollcall..

#20 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:28am by mercyFML

Shota Tiger? Yuri Dragon? GURO DRAGON????

#21 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:30am by allmidnighteyes

Furry Basement Frinkle? Tearstick Game Faze? The Highlander?

#23 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:03am by mercyFML

Option 5: Curb Stomp

#28 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:18am by FailFoxtrot

I second the falcon punch!

#49 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:31pm by pwned00

I say that you should dump her while you're inside her

#22 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am by RetardedBuddy

Don't you now wish you HAD a girlfriend who would do that?

#24 - On 10/07/2009 at 8:01am by watisit

donkey punch that bitch. then do like a Ken soyruken to her vag. then throw a cooked grenade at her like in COD4. then get a chainsaw and cut her arm off like in dead rising. then perform close quarters combat on her and slit her throat like in metal hear solid. then tea bag her dead body after you defuse the bomb like in counter strike

#25 - On 10/07/2009 at 8:04am by ifinishlast

xbox/ps3 fag gamer.

#76 - On 03/16/2010 at 10:57am by Dylan94

It took me forever to figure out what on earth you were trying to say, OP. So the girl really was your gf? Or just some girl who made you jealous...??

YDI for such poor wording.

#26 - On 10/07/2009 at 8:43am by BeeSkwaird

Uhm the wording was fine. you're just slow.

#27 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:02am by dsrs3777

Slow or not, anyone who studies language can objectively say the last sentence has misplaced modifiers and ambiguous pronouns. Whether or not that makes this FML "YDI-worthy" is subjective.

#29 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:19am by BeeSkwaird

I thought it was kind of obvious. The girl turned around and he realized that it was his girlfriend hugging someone else like that.

#31 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:28am by Loverfli

Watch out!! Not-so-intuitive-grammar-Nazis operating on this site.

#57 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:54pm by buckfasthero

Shut up you have no friends.

#58 - On 10/08/2009 at 12:09am by Littlerunner

Give her the clap!

#32 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:28am by xxgrand

Correction - she "was" your girlfriend. You got pwned. Dump the broad.

You might be tempted to reciprocate, but that could backfire (if people think you're doing it out of jealousy, etc., instead of just out of revenge).

#33 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:49am by blastvortex

Shoulda ran up to her, jumped into her arms, and broke her fucking nose.

#34 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:02am by Rota

I agree with that plan.

#54 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:27pm by ScaryPants3

drop her like a bad habit

#35 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:17am by thefury

I am outta touch. I had to goto urban dictionary to find out what "Alabama hot pocket" and "California prairie dog " were. Even though I probably could have went the rest of my life without knowing what either of those were. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

#37 - On 10/07/2009 at 11:07am by arizdegenerate

Ever think that maybe she WASN'T your girlfriend? That you're just delusional?

#38 - On 10/07/2009 at 11:33am by donovanrammstein

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! owned! lol

#40 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:11pm by Izzy737

I hope you dumped her pathetic little arse right in front of that dude.

#41 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:25pm by lil_miss_shorty

I call fake. No girl is going to be stupid enough to run up to a guy like that when her bf goes to the same school.

#43 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:32pm by PoeticPixie

I've seen it happen. People are generally stupid.

#48 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:30pm by BikeMass

does anybody else see this ironic that PoeticPixie is ignorant of the very stupid people that have been running around for centuries?

#56 - On 10/07/2009 at 9:29pm by Jakester

@56
Stop trying to be all poetic and deep, your grammar skills are amazingly sh*t.

#75 - On 03/16/2010 at 10:53am by Dylan94

I second option 5.

#47 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:30pm by popoman

fake

#50 - On 10/07/2009 at 4:31pm by wtFMLol

how do u know they weren't friendly kisses on the cheek and he was her bro or something

#51 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:39pm by michaelcarell

he would have obviously have said 'on the cheek' if they were on the cheek ! Siblings don't "smother" each other with kisses either unless you're into that type of thing ...

#74 - On 03/16/2010 at 10:48am by Dylan94

Wow dude....

#52 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:05pm by BunnyDrastic

DRY.

#53 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:15pm by pittspens

Why wouldn't you recognize your own girlfriend?

#55 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:31pm by JessiGoose

Love the way this was worded. Oh and fyl + sympathy face :(

#59 - On 10/08/2009 at 1:34am by mollytamale

dump her

#60 - On 10/08/2009 at 1:51am by Ranoona

Even though nobody else seems to think so, this one sounds fake to me. Even the girlfriend is a total idiot, she would have to be beyond retarded to do that knowing full-well he goes to the same school. Anyone with a functioning brain would know this would get back to him within five minutes, even if he wasn't there in the hallway.

#61 - On 10/08/2009 at 1:59am by israelnotjacob

you should have pee on her front door.

#62 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:14am by hrtstealer

that bitch, god doesn't anybody break up?

#63 - On 10/10/2009 at 1:09am by mas19

the hugging part woulda been alright, but the kissing..

shes a stupid dog, seriously dude i hope you knocked her out, or get/got someone else to do it,
id volunteer mate.

#64 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:45am by WhatsHerName_

hahahaha
that sucks though.

#65 - On 10/10/2009 at 8:59am by jeniilouise

that sucks. so bad.

#67 - On 10/11/2009 at 1:30am by rokket12892

that sucks.

i hope u dumped that skank.

#69 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:45am by Live_And_Let_Liv

Maybe she was going to dump you anyway OP, now at least you can be angry rather than upset.

#70 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:50am by Fleurygirl

Dude. I hope u dumped tht bitch.
If she was gonna dump you then she should have dumped you BEFORE acting like a slut.

If I were you I would spread horriblr rumour about what kind of things she did while you 2 were together

#71 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:13pm by killerguitar007

Careful what you wishh 4;;haha!!

#72 - On 10/31/2009 at 5:06pm by Whitsymone

Dump her ass.

#73 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:50am by Unsure_1

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