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Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42053) - you deserved it (1654)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

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