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Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML

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On 10/06/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by 3LLI0TT (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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I am a teacher.

Even if a student is not paying attention in class, I would never take their piece of paper away and set it on fire. Tell them to put it away, yes. Confiscate it for the rest of the period, yes. But destroying something of a student's is completely disrespectful.

Some might argue that it's disrespectful to do other work during class, and I'd agree. However, the teacher shouldn't have taken that harsh of a measure to discipline him. Being a teacher doesn't give you license to be a bitch.

#21 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:38pm by tinuelena

See in context

+12

At least your band has chemistry?

#11 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:27pm by nokillnobeepbeep

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+8

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