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Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36279) - you deserved it (8507)

On 10/06/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by good-samaritan-fail (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.

#7 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:12pm by Bumlove89

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omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen

#2 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:04pm by jyn

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