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Today, I got a ticket for having my brights on. The street was pitch black and it was 1:30 in the morning. FML

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On 10/06/2009 at 11:44am - misc - by ticket - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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yeah, it turns out that even if it's dark out, you're still supposed to turn off your brights when you meet another car. driver's ed drop out? this is probably the same person that drives in the rain with no headlights on and wipers going mach 10. "Why do I need to turn on my lights? I can see where I'm going." YDI

#17 - On 10/06/2009 at 2:17pm by mplsmech

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I just hate those assholes on the freeway in URBAN (AS IN WELL-LIT) AREAS with the REALLY REALLY bright lights that blind you through your rear-view mirror. Seriously, assholes, if everyone else can see just fine, why the fuck do you need your obnoxious fucking brights?

#32 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:50pm by noshitsherlock

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