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Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66271) - you deserved it (9845)

On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)

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my balls hurt just reading
my thoughts are with them at this hard time

#4 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:26am by loser

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Easier to pee on it?

#10 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:00am by ree

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