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Today, I moved out of my parents basement. After I hugged my parents I walked out the door only to remember I left my phone in the kitchen. I open the door and see my parents dancing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32575) - you deserved it (12542)

On 10/04/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by neverStopLaughin - United States (Colorado)

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oh cry me a river. they're happy to have the house to themselves. now they get to have sex whenever they want. don't be such a baby.

#4 - On 10/04/2009 at 7:16pm by fretforyerlatte

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Dude how old are you ?

#2 - On 10/04/2009 at 7:12pm by poptartkid

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