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Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43154) - you deserved it (3083)

On 10/04/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Foufinator - Sent from mobile version

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Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach?

Or maybe you ate it.

#1 - On 10/04/2009 at 5:19pm by Expertfail

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Sue them!

#9 - On 10/04/2009 at 5:29pm by socalsd

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