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Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in my car. Frantic, I threw a rock through the drivers side window to retrieve them, just before noticing the passenger side door was unlocked. FML

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Fail lol

#1 - On 10/04/2009 at 5:19pm by neverbr

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Why would you even do that?!
Plus, wouldn't it be common sense to check all doors to confirmed they're indeed locked?

#7 - On 10/04/2009 at 5:26pm by maichido

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