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Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in my car. Frantic, I threw a rock through the drivers side window to retrieve them, just before noticing the passenger side door was unlocked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4656) - you deserved it (36644)

On 10/04/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Britters89 (woman) - United States (California)

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