Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in my car. Frantic, I threw a rock through the drivers side window to retrieve them, just before noticing the passenger side door was unlocked. FML
britters89 tells us more.
yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)
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maichido 0
Why would you even do that?! Plus, wouldn't it be common sense to check all doors to confirmed they're indeed locked?
neverbr 0
Fail lol
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neverbr 0
Fail lol
IamSpartacus 0
Hmm, I can imagine - if it was very important - throwing a rock through your window if you were late for something...but not checking the doors first? That's ridiculous.
britters89 0
yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)
IamSpartacus 0
Hah, I've never actually seen the OP reply his/her FML...
DameGreyWulf 0
NO /I/ AM SPARTACUS
vendris 5
Throwing in the window at driver side is retarded anyway, you dont want to know for how long you will still keep finding glass everwhere. Trust me, you dont want to sit on that chair at all, not even if there isnt any VISIBLE glass on it anymore.
SystemofaBlink41 27
77- same here..
jomo111 5
One word: smart
beserker81 12
#1 I love your comment
Tyler_Posey 18
It was free for you, not for him tho
hahahfyl 0
reminds me of when someone broke into our car through a broom and stole our luggage in canada...
fretforyerlatte 0
wait, wtf did you just say?
RequiemCube 0
I can't help but think, "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Awesomehobo44 3
Yeah... First, work on proper sentence structure, secondly, that sounded like a direct discrimination against Canada, which I don't exactly appreciate considering it's my home county.
harowharow 3
Dirty candanians
Expertfail 0
Yeah, FMLs like these make us wonder why women expect to be treated with more respect, etc etc.
nazooer 11
Haha i agree so much..
Finnboghi 0
Agreed. Rational, logical thought will always win out over frantic, exasperated action.
mleblanc 0
reading #10 made me laugh. when insulting, always try to actually spell stuff right.
aero_fml 0
#10 (it was #10... I dunno where it went now) Throwing a rock through your own car window doesn't "just happen". I'm not even going through the whole "you should have checked the doors first" deal because obviously if you're dumb enough to put the rock through the window in the first place then there's no way in hell you would have checked the doors. PS You make me want to throw this computer through my window. Idiot.
tony167n 0
haha
PlasmaWafflez 0
you're retarded
maichido 0
Why would you even do that?! Plus, wouldn't it be common sense to check all doors to confirmed they're indeed locked?
InfamousRaider 15
And if they're all locked why didn't he/she call a locksmith.
teentee401 36
It said they were already running late but I see your point.
AmandaIsLegend 0
Seriously, the women on this site seem to do the dumbest things. -_-
aslate 0
so dont the men on this site
davidomke 0
the mean are usually the victims. Even in the fmls by women
Sun_Kissed18 25
Or maybe its just that more women go on this site, thus proving that we are smarter? Idk.
FerrariCake 2
uhh, yeah... because this site is just a natural magnet for geniuses.
DameGreyWulf 0
Maybe Sun meant we're smarter in that we more often know how to use the computer...? Yeah, it's a stretch. I don't even know man.
jillz 0
Sounds like you're a dedicated employee, taking such extreme measures to avoid being late. lol
MIAMIDJ 0
forreal
softball_yes 0
Complete fail, but funny[:
chipmunk95 0
men are smart enough to call a lock smith and check the doors first i can tell you that
TheLetterZero 7
Looks like this OP has been learning from a certain child on another posted FML...
joker3069 0
women drivers jeze